Area Cats Discover Rare New Tatum

21 June 2010, Sugarhouse SLC - In a backyard enclosure some have called "Jurassic Park" due to the ancient lineage of its residents a new discovery has been made. Amidst five run of the mill chickens is a bold chicken who goes by the name of Bobsled Meatloaf Tatum, Esq. Some have claimed that this chicken bears a striking resemblance to one Steve Tatum. Genetic tests have not yet confirmed or denied this allegation.

Loud meowing was heard this morning near the enclosure as area cats are mystified by the forcefield that is emitted from this chicken. Some cats claim fowl play.

Resident anthropologist Alex Porpora was quoted as saying "I'm no paleontologist, but the resembalence is striking."

When reporters tried to get comment from Bobsled Meatloaf Tatum, she was silent with the exception of some soft clucking. The other chickens, Double-Down, Bebop, Rocksteady, Peepsquatch and Kevin Bowflex were unavailable for comment as they were eating grapes, pecking at poop and running around their enclosure.

Some in the neighborhood are skeptical of the rare new Tatum. SLC resident Bill Stadwiser reportedly said "Rare new Tatum? I'd say it'd be better well done. Or blackened. Maybe with some barbeque sauce."



The proprietors of A & B Farms in the fabled "Jurassic Park" enclosure





The Tatum chicken, noted for its chill behavior is in the back.